Archive for August, 2012
Date – 1 week later
Location – In the room, standing beside the desk.
Yes! You read it right! I am standing! I HAVE A BODY!
Crazy things have happened since my last post. During the turbulence my jar was getting rocked back and forward. It made me kinda dizzy but the next thing I know I am in a drawer, my jar pressed onto a red button with the label ‘do not touch’……..whoops!
Anyways, not all bad. It must of been one of the Science Officer’s experiments. Before my eyes this device started to create a body of light. It was a sight to behold, I’m not to sure why it produced a female body……
So here I am, a week later standing beside the desk that was my home. I think I have got used to the controls for this body. I may have lost a little water from my jar though.
But now, I’m going exploring!
Date – Who knows!
Location – Floating in a jar, in a room, on a desk
@mirthdefenders anyone around see where i left my disembodied head? It’s got an itchy nose at the moment.
@longlivebppaul We haven’t spotted you yet, but can you help us out by telling us what you see? Any useful landmarks to look for?
@mirthdefenders It seems as if everything is sideways and there is bits of computers scattered around the place.
Who is control of
@longlivebppaul “My name is Legion: for we are many.”
@mirthdefenders the room seems to be letting in water. Good i have glass surrounding my head.
@longlivebppaul Ah yes, we’ve been experimenting with high pressure processing techniques. Wanting to retain your ‘freshness’ so to speak.
@longlivebppaul link for more info – http://t.co/PLagRnus
@mirthdefenders that is very exciting stuff. It’s like a jet wash, but for my face!
@mirthdefenders but if i knew what hydrostatics meant i would realise that it’s not like a jet wash at all!
@mirthdefenders you know that’s not very exciting at all. I don’t know if my head can take that type of pressure.
Date – Who knows! Five days since tweeting Legion
Location – Still in the jar upon the desk in the room
@mirthdefenders I’ve started hearing noises in the room next to me. That’s the science lab I wonder if i shout, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!?
@mirthdefenders this turbulence is gonna roll me off this desk
Mission Status: ψ
I think I’ve quarantined what appeared to be a sentient virus in the computer system, but was probably just a corrupted installation of an AI chat program. The sensors are still shot, though, and I still can’t tell what the hell is going on. Maybe we’ve escaped Earth’s gravity and are hurtling toward oblivion. Or could be we’re losing altitude and are hurtling toward oblivion. Maybe we’re on a collision course with Mount Everest and everyone’s abandoned the station, leaving me hurtling towards obliv-
Get a grip, Ben.
This morning I heard a voice. I think it was real, but if I’ve learned anything recently it’s that subsisting on Creamola Foam, nailclippings and 11-year-old Russian vodka makes for some interesting hallucinations. It sounded like Paul though, and if I was to hallucinate some inbound rescuer, I would probably imagine someone with at least a body and some legs. Maybe I’m not yet mad! Hooray!
If I can direct him to the portable emitter for the hard-light body I was working on for his birthday… But how? Maybe if he can roll to the end of the table I left him on, and somehow get into the top drawer… I wonder should I tell him I haven’t tested it?
If the defenders can find each other again, maybe there’s hope for us.